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Perhaps the geeatest sentence ever written.

Perhaps the geeatest sentence ever written.

5 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

mydogsnokes:

mydogsnokes:

theres a lot of mean people named Steve

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5 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 154,937 notes

If I am certain about anything

ehmeegee:

it’s that you will be so much happier and productive and joyful if you surround yourself with people who treat the world like their oyster, people who say Yes, people who see a problem as a challenge to be solved and not a detriment to progress. I became a much better person when I stopped spending energy on the apathetic, indifferent, the shallow, and instead inserted myself into situations with people who cherish the joy of life.

6 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 311 notes

wildpens:

This baby knows x

8 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 150,438 notes

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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8 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 88,748 notes

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

8 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 239,934 notes
humansofnewyork:

"I probably shouldn’t have taken things so seriously.""Like what?""Marriage.""In what way?""I think I changed too much when I got married. I tried to fit the role too much. I came from a big Italian family, so there was a lot of emphasis on being the ‘provider.’ You know— you gotta be the man. Gotta set an example. I guess I always thought that if I kept doing drugs, drinking, and partying, my kids wouldn’t have wanted to succeed.""So you think should have done more drugs, drank more, and partied more?""Yeah. Probably."

humansofnewyork:

"I probably shouldn’t have taken things so seriously."
"Like what?"
"Marriage."
"In what way?"
"I think I changed too much when I got married. I tried to fit the role too much. I came from a big Italian family, so there was a lot of emphasis on being the ‘provider.’ You know— you gotta be the man. Gotta set an example. I guess I always thought that if I kept doing drugs, drinking, and partying, my kids wouldn’t have wanted to succeed."
"So you think should have done more drugs, drank more, and partied more?"
"Yeah. Probably."

22 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 2,239 notes
This is my favorite thing about the sports fandom

This is my favorite thing about the sports fandom

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
This is insane

This is insane

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
unioncave:

If you aren’t reading Ms. Marvel it’s super easy to get on your phone and really good.

Someone be my Ms. Marvel buddy plz

unioncave:

If you aren’t reading Ms. Marvel it’s super easy to get on your phone and really good.

Someone be my Ms. Marvel buddy plz

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 1 note